Happy Birthday Dear Sister:
Funny Birthday wishes for sister: It’s a person that you really take care about but often gets on your nerves. She’s admittedly awesome, but you wonder if you were trying a bit too hard during the time of your childhood pillow fights. You would never let anyone hurt her, and then sometimes you simply feel like jerk her hair off. But, hey, that’s just a kind of speaking: it’s your sister, and sisters are forever, and you love and protect her, right?
This amazing collection of funny birthday wishes for your cute sister will initially make you laugh and happy with the idea to wish her a funny birthday, and then likely bring her more laughs on her special day! Pick your favorite one and share it with your sister. Presents might follow, memories will definitely come back on a special day like this, but a great birthday laugh is perfect for now.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister:
- Thank you Sister for all those pillow fights and late night talking! It’s so awesome to have someone else that is the effect of our crazy upbringing! Happy Birthday to one very special girl who I am feel proud to call my sister and best friend!
- Dear Sister, at times you could be the shrub in my side, the insect in my apple, and the pimple on my cheek…but through thick and thin you will always be my cute sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, amazing, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
- I guess you’re likely expecting a joke about your old age or something along with those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that desolate of gray hair I see above your left ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!
- I can’t believe that someone so annoying and teenage grew up to be someone I love deadly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my sweet, beautiful, and intelligent sister!
- Cheers! Happy Birthday to the most fabulously-looking, fashionable, innocent, attractive young woman in town! I’m saving the honest appraisal of your inner purity for next year… May you have the better of birthdays, Sister!
Attractive Funny Birthday Wishes:
- You will never divert this age again—EVER! So, enjoy and happy in every second of it. Think of all the incredible successive and strides you’ve made this previous year. You’ve come such a long way! Feel proud and start this new year, new chapter, off with a slam! Cheers to you my sweet sister! I hope this birthday is as amazing as you are!
- I absolutely know who you are. I know where you live. I want you to know that I don’t have money but what I do have are a particular set of skills that make me a dreaming for people like you. I will find you… and wish you a very happy birthday, sister!
- If you were chosen to intend our district in the Hunger Games I would decidedly not take your place, but I would send you those mini packages full of surprises! Happy Birthday to you, Sister!
- I think God knew we were two-of-a-kind and that’s why he made us cute sisters! I love how we can finish each other’s clause and have inside jokes. You’re amazing and I hope you have a very… Guess what was I going to say? Yeah, that thing, you see?
- Happy Birthday to one old farting from another! We’re so happy to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be friends in the old age home?! How wonder would that be! You’re the great sister anyone could ever ask for!
Lovely Funny Birthday Wishes:
- You are one-in-a-million! I hope you have a colorful birthday with all the people you love, and me, someone who is also one-in-a-million. Happy Birthday to you, my sweet sister! Together we bend the statistics!
- Even though we have our parents to thank for making us beautiful sisters, I think we became greatest friends all on our own. And I never want that to change. Happy birthday, sis.
- Dear sister, I was going to wish you a great birthday, but suddenly I thought it might be depressing to celebrate how old you’re going. So have a great day and do something you’ll remember forever- because you never know how long forever will be.
- You are such an inhalation and all-time role model for me. I have always been impressed by all you done and the care you show. Thank you for showing me what life is all about. Happy birthday, sister!
- Even though you are little than me, you have taught me so much. From you I have learned the true meanings of kindness and conversion. Throughout the years, you have become more than just my sister. You are my best friend. Happy birthday!
Kidding Funny Birthday Wishes:
- Happy birthday to a sister who made childhood smiley
You played to hard but you made me tough
So now when I able to speak, I always proudly say
“Blame my sister, she’s only one who made me this way!”
- Sister, you were a fistful as a kid but you seem good now
I’ll suppose it’s the therapy, I won’t inquire about how!
- Happy birthday, cute sis, I like looking out for you still
So I think you should have to sign over half of what you get in our parents’ will!
- Happy birthday, dear sis,
I wish I could be there
But I’m glad I won’t have to be the one at the end of the night
Holding your hair!
- It’s the thought that counts I think you’ll agree
You’ve always been the one who humors me
Even when I don’t fulfill my role
You’ve always appreciated my silly soul!
“Good sisters are the one person you can always expect to be the first to support you in any of your life’s undertaking. They can be simultaneously sweet and straightforward with their advice while always being available for a few hours of bonding or just sharing a laugh. On your sister’s birthday, you always want to make sure she knows that she is the great friend you could ever have in your life. For this reason, a funny birthday wish can offer the exact and perfect way to present your cherished sibling with a gesture of kindness that will touch her heart on her special day”….